John Oliver has, historically, hated reboots of beloved television shows featuring divisive women, and he took a detour during Sunday’s Last Week Tonight episode to ensure viewers were aware of the fashionable uncanny valley known as And Just Like That.

It’s never gonna work without Kim Cattrall.

It’s not that any of you are bad; it’s that you only work together.

I can’t appreciate my puritan Charlotte if I don’t have my naughty Samantha, and I live for Miranda, but if she’s not serving side-eye while Samantha is using penne pasta to describe her Italian lover’s dick, what is the point?” We’re going to guess the paychecks and the wardrobes.