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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Three Is the Loneliest Number - Vulture
May 28, 2020 2 mins, 13 secs

This week on our favorite program Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.

The rich women have lives, which is what makes them attractive candidates to be on the show.

But now that Kyle has been raised up in prominence, like the ugly square-toed sandals worn by Lisa Rinna, she is a threat to the group.

She needs everyone around her to like her, she needs to come across as a good person, even as she’s spitting at her coworkers like a pan of bacon grease left on high heat.

Kyle needs Dorit to think that she is as close to her as Teddi is.

Teddi — who, like getting my hair cut, eating in restaurants, and your fucking sourdough starters, I had totally forgotten about — finally pipes up and says that when they argue about whether or not Kyle is close to her, it’s in order to shade her.

Erika was upset by Kyle’s attack that she doesn’t have close friends and that she’s not as close with Dorit as she might think she is, but what really upset Erika was all this drama about her discussing three-ways at Denise’s party.

After Lisa grills Denise about filming a girl/girl/guy menage for Skinemax classic Wild Things, things eventually get back around to what was said at the party?

Denise keeps saying that she’s over it and it’s no big deal, but she has brought this up more times than Police Academy has sequels.

But since they didn’t, Erika has apologized and they all know not to bring these kinds of things up around Denise again.

Erika says a few times that it’s naïve to think that Denise’s 16-year-old daughter and her friends don’t know what three-ways are, and she’s not wrong.

But I also think that Denise is right in that no teen wants to hear their parents and their parents’ friends talking about them, just like any parent doesn’t want to think about their daughters giving BJs, even when they learned how to do them from a book their mother wrote.

If that’s how Denise wants it, I think that the rest of the crew needs to respect that, as insane as it sounds.

But Erika and Lisa are also right in that Denise is trying to use this to make them seem like bad moms or people who don’t understand children because they want to do things differently?

Still, that does not excuse Lisa asking, in her leading, accusatory tone, if Denise has talked to her daughters about Charlie Sheen’s hookers

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