Dirty John: The Betty Broderick Story has arrived, and while the show is legitimately wild, the true story is best described as !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back in the ’80s, Betty Broderick killed her husband, Dan, and his new wife, Linda, an act of violence that was the culmination of YEARS of drama.

And while this is Betty Broderick’s story (like, it’s right there in the name), if you’re interested to know a little more about Dan’s whole vibe, here’s the deal:.

By 1976, Dan and Betty were rich, but I guess money really can’t buy you happiness because they constantly argued and she threatened to leave him more than once.

(But apparently, he was cool with cheating? I digress….) Eventually, he did leave Betty for Linda, and Betty did not take it well.

To be fair, though, he did buy Betty another house for $650K.

He started withholding money from Betty every time she pissed him off (which was a lot of the time), basically leaving her with an allowance of “minus $1,300.”.

Dan was threatening to file criminal contempt charges against Betty, so in November 1989, she drove to his house and used her daughter’s keys to let herself in, then crept upstairs to Dan and Linda’s bedroom and shot them both