Gross: SAS celeb’s TMI confession - NEWS.com.au

SAS Australia is a TV show that really engages the senses — sight, sound and … smell.

“The Australian f**kin’ government — it’s too much,” he growls to no one in particular.

“(We’re) Just getting it from every angle — you can’t get ahead?

Even now — they’re taxin’ ya on ya bets, bro.

“(I) Don’t like the way they’re tryna make us live, ‘ere — it’s just gettin’ a bit much,” he huffs.

I don’t like judges!

I like to live my own life.

Just one more thing invented by the government to steal our money and our DNA.

And Koby offers up more of it when he’s interrogated by the soldiers about the 2003 incident involving his brother, who was charged but found not guilty of the murder of standover man Tony Hines.

“This man, Tony Hines — who’s one of the Bra Boys — he believed my brother had done something to his girlfriend,” he explains.

What ended up happening is they went and threw the body over the cliff and drove back to my house … And my brother comes in the house covered in blood.

For my brother to come home with blood on him … was just a regular occurrence.

“He thinks his spiritual energy is gonna get him through … He’s just a space cadet,” the other chuckles.

“I believe we are all energy — and we’re all connected,” he says with the kind of smooth, knowing voice you’d usually hear on smug wellness podcasts?

We wander around the campsite, but it’s the end of the night and we’re forced to watch all the naked celebrities squatting over buckets as they rinse their … areas.

“I have to do the same thing, man — wash my ass and my balls,” Olympic sprinter John Steffensen sighs as fellow sporting icon Jana Pittman hovers over a tin pale in the neighbouring stall.