Texas while his constituents are suffering?†Kimmel asked.
At first, Kimmel explained, he wasn’t sure if the photos popping up on social media were actually of the Texas senator “or just a man with a terrible medical condition called ‘looking Like Ted Cruz.’â€.Kimmel also called Cruz out for mocking Governor Gavin Newsom for being “unable to perform even the basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity†and attacked Chris Christie for going to the New Jersey beach he ordered closed?
“But why settle for just being the planet’s biggest hypocrite when you can be a world-class liar too?†the host asked, before meticulously breaking down the initial statement in which Cruz blamed his two young daughters for the entire debacle.“With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends,†Cruz said.“Well, at least his vacation was ruined,†Kimmel concluded before urging viewers to text “ABC 13†to 41444 to donate money for Texas relief