The Internet Can't Stop Talking About the Kids in Assassin's Creed Valhalla - Push Square

Assassin's Creed Valhalla might have been patched over the past couple of days to make it run better than ever on PlayStation 5, but all the internet wants to do is talk about the children that inhabit Ubisoft's take on England in 873 AD?

Add to the fact that a rare glitch can actually increase the size of these children to the point where they're taller than Eivor and you've got an unsettling group to look at?

Have you come across any of these kids in your Assassin's Creed Valhalla playthrough.

I've seen one of these kids grow in front of me, starting off as a normal size and then towering over me (okay they were slightly taller than me).

They look like they should appear in the Adams Family animated movie that released a few years back.

It's even weirder that so many kids have the voice of a 35 year old American woman pretending to be an English child?

Though I have to say, the soul-staring girl and a few others I've seen look like Maisie Williams with their odd potato heads that kind of make them look like a face drawn on a boiled egg.

Maybe that's what Ubisoft think English girls look like.

I loved the fact that before America was discovered by the vikings American kids lived in the kingdoms of England.....well a lot of the kids in the game have American accents at least.

This game just seems to be so lazily constructed in general, even by Ubisoft's own very low standards these days.

But at least their games have kids.

I've been playing since day one on series x and I've not seen any kids that look like this

What the images shown in this article portray is some attempt to stretch or alter those faces to make them look different from the adult models and it fails miserably

The glitches, bugs, graphical issues, even these models themselves are proof that their sole focus was on making the game look as pretty as possible rather than making it the best game they could

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