Universal Orlando to re-open on June 5 - The A.V. Club

Per THR, the Florida-based park has just announced that it’s opening for the year on June 5, complete with new standards designed to minimize contact between park-goers, lots of new sanitation guidelines, and a cheerful reminder that you’re taking your life into your own hands by attending!

Fun.

“Note that any public location where people are present provides an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 and we cannot guarantee that you will not be exposed during your visit,” the company’s web site notes, reminding us that, verily, we are all dust on the wind—but that doesn’t mean you don’t get to ride Kang & Kodos’ Twirl & Hurl.