People Are Naming "The Most American Thing" They Can Think Of And It's Both Funny And Sad

Cheese that comes in a spray can: extremely American.

"I went to Texas once and saw a sign that said 'Church and Gun Range Parking Only.'".

"Assuming everyone else is American.".

"Thinking the US is the only free country in the world."

You get a hospital gown when you enter, waiters are dressed as nurses, and they serve giant burgers called Bypass Burgers

They go from single to sextuple bypass, meaning one to six patties on the burger

Also, you get free burgers if you weigh more than 350 pounds."

Like how there was a football game every Friday night and almost all of the school was there to cheer them on

That would never happen in my country."

A university/college football (soccer) team game here might draw a crowd of a few hundred; a friend who went to the University of Texas told me their (American) football stadium seats 100,000

I'm American, but I recently learned that much of the world finds PB&J to be an odd combination."

I’ve never left the country, but we must be the only country that has hospitals advertising like Burger King."